jokes
A grandma celebrated her 70th birhtday...
She recieves a birhtday card form her grandchild...
The front said, "Inside is a mesage from God!"
When she opened it, It read "SEE YOU SOON!"
Guro: Ibigay ang kahalagahan ng PERIOD!
Pupil: Nang hindi dumating ang PERIOD ni Ate, hinimatay si Mommy,
Na stroke si Daddy, at nagbaril sa sarili yong pari namin!
Elderly man saw his son's Viagra and asked for one.
Son agreed and told him to make
the most out of it cause its $10 each.
The next day the son received $110.
$10 from Dad and $100 from mom!
Sabi ng Pari: Wag magsex sa tubig, di ka naman isda.
Wag sa damuhan di ka naman hayop.
Higit sa lahat, wag sa likod ng simbahan, di ka naman pari.
Pres. GMA visited Mental Hospital and talked to a patient.
GMA: Do you know me? I'm the President
Patient: Ah, don't worry, when I came here
I used to say that I am the President,
but we have good doctors, you'll be cured too!
What makes a happy man:
daughter is on the cover of Cosmo;
son is on the cover of Sports Illustrated;
mistress is on the cover of Playboy; and
wife is on the list of Missing Persons.
Doc: Congrats! Tell your husband you're pregnant.
Lady: I'm single.
Doc: Tell your lover.
Lady: There's no lover.
Doc: OK, then. Tell your parents to prepare
for the second coming of Christ
Cardinal Sin's wish when he dies is to have Erap and Jinggoy on his side.
Erap: We're honored but why us?
Sin: I want to die like Christ, with thieves on both sides.
Q: What is coup de etat in Japanese?
A: HU-NA-SAN
Q: What is coup d etat in Mexican?
A: GRINGO!
"Hidden Soldiers!" ang sagot ni Pacman sa tanong na...
"What is the world number 1 shampoo?"
