jokes
Jinggoy: Dad totoo bang may side effect ang Viagra?
Erap: Tanga, sa harap ang effect niyan hindi sa side.
A widow asked a lawyer about her late husband's will.
Lawyer: bYour husband left 'all he had' to the Home for the Aged.
Widow: But what about me?
Lawyer: You're "ALL HE HAD."
Erap: "Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!"
Doc: "Is it choking?"
Erap: "No, it is Max's."
Doc: "I don't mean 'Chow King', I mean, are you choking..."
Erap: "No, Doc! Serioso ako, Doc!"
Sex is like mathematics
Add the bed, minus the lights, subtract the clothes,
bring down the panty, divide the legs, be ready to multiply...
Nagpayabangan ang tatlong daga:
Daga #1: "Kakainin ko ang keso sa mouse trap!"
Daga #2: "Ako, kakainin ko ang keso na may rat killer!"
Daga #3: "Manood kayo. Yayariin ko yung pusa!"
