Jokes
Just Go To Hell. Do u understand Just Go To Hell....
because only you can change the hell into heaven...
by your sweetness.
2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first.
Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luvs never dies.
May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who
screws up your day and May their arms be too short to scratch.
The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'.
And the person I never forget is 'YOU'
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart.
Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.
I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?
